Sentiment Analysis: Where the AI Goes to Cry
A never-ending quest for emotional balance
**The Great Emotion Sorter 3000**
Our top scientists (okay, intern from the cafeteria) have crafted an algorithm that will sort your feelings into neat little boxes. Because, you know, that's exactly what the world needs more of.
But wait, there's more! Our AI can also sort your friends into people you love and people you hate, because, you know, that's not a social experiment or anything.
**Disclaimer:** Our AI is not responsible for any feelings of existential dread or crippling ennui that may result from using our services. Those are just a bonus features.